Wigglebottom Farm

Sally Spider

“Er, hello everyone, Sally Spider here. It is really mice to neet you all, erm, I mean nice to meet you all. I live in the tool shed over by the vegetable garden. My best friend is Lil. She always helps me out when I get up tangled, erm, I mean tangled up. I’m not sure how it happens but it just does.

I am not sure how I ended up here on Wigglebottom Farm. I can not really remember. All I can remember is one day I was at home with all my family and the next day I was here! Now I am here I really like it. Everyone is so friendly. I come from a fuge hamily, erm, I mean a huge family. I’ve got 2 sisters, there names are Mandy and Sandy, 2 brothers, Bobby and Robbie, 6 aunties, Auntie Fran, Auntie Jan, Auntie Mo, Auntie Bo, Auntie Maisy and Auntie Daisy, 2 uncles, Uncle Ronald and Uncle Donald, (breath) 12 cousins, Gillian, William, Barry, Carrie, Fay, Jay, Sissy, Missy, Arthur, Martha, Flo and Joe. (breath) I got 12 nieces and nephews, Eanie, Meany, Miny & Mo, Itsy, Bitsy, Teeny & Weeny, Munchkin, Punchkin, Diddly and Doo, 2 sets of grand parents, Grandmum Gerthie and Grandad Bertie, Grandmum Mona and Grandad Jonah, mum and dad, that’s Bill and Jill , and me! Would you like me to say that again?....I’ve got 2 sisters, there names are…..no? Dokey Okay, erm I mean Okay Dokey.

My dream is that one day all my family will come and visit me. Imagine 41 spiders – that’s 328 little spider feet running around the farm! It would be so much fun and lovely to see them all again.

I can be a little bit clumsy at times. I’ve got a habit of getting my words the round wrong way, oops there I go again, I mean the wrong way round! My favourite food is gasphetti, erm, I mean spaghetti. I like the way it get all tangled up. It is a little bit like me.

Here is my song for you.”